I am getting so big! And have a a big attitude to boot! I love my mom and dad! And the grammas are my favorite. I even like my daddy papa!(grandpa) Mom is trying to take my baaba away but she has a fight on her hands if she does that. I do pretty good at running everyone ragged. I think that's my job! I am 18 months old now almost 19. They tell me I have a baby brother on the way what ever that means. I kiss mommies belly and say brusher. I have a large vocabulary and make no Qom's abouts using it. Well that's about all for now.
Payton Lynn
Baby Talk
What your baby would tell you if he or she could talk:
I have my blankie, you have your caffeine. Enough said.
Don't be jealous, but I think I'm in love with the ceiling fan.
I know where the remote control is, but it'll cost you.
To you, it's just an empty egg carton; to me it's PlayStation 2.
Actually, I don't mind sitting in a bathtub that I've peed in.
Bang a screwdriver slowly and steadily into your gums. That's what teething feels like.
Two words I'd rather not hear from you: rectal thermometer.
There's no point in teaching me to say "mama" or "dada." My first word is going to be "hat."
I've told you five times what cow says. If you can't remember, I'm not telling you again.
There is no question that I can cry longer than you can listen.
I'm not just wildly throwing my food. I'm exploring the laws of gravity, estimating mass, and testing wind velocity.
If you wanted a good sleeper, you should have gotten a cat.
Who's that baby in the mirror you keep asking me about?
If my bottom is so darn cute, why is someone always trying to cover it up?
Who are you two to tell me how important it is to sleep alone?
What you secretly believe is true: I am much smarter than other babies.
Day at the fair
I saw so many animals! Daddy and I pet pigs,goats,sheep and cows. He even took me for a pony ride. Mommy won me a great big bear just by popping ballons. And a little bear while playing wack a mole! We had a great day at the fair. Mom even fed me peach ice cream which of coarse I wanted it all to myself,but she would not let me have it. Daddy and I even went down the big yellow slide. Holy cow that was fast. So fast mom could'nt get our picture. I liked the fair. It wore me out so I slept alot too. But I still had fun!!
Payton
